You know you drive a Jeep when …
5. Your wallet is always empty.
4. Your $2,000 mud tires completely overpower your $5,000 stereo system on paved roads.
3. You’re on the persona non gratis list at the local car wash.
2. Your rig spends more time on jack stands than on the trail.
1. Your friends say “tax season,” but you hear “mod season.”
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